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Everytime I smile I slice the inside of my mouth open,
thanks Invisalign!

"after work drink" aka
“drunk facebook & tumblr trolling”

could barely get up for work and now im just sitting in front of the computer wasting time…

People ask me all the time how long it takes me to get ready every day, I usually say an hour…
but then I also ~*forget*~ to explain how I budget my time to bullshit for 30 minutes, and snooze my alarm for 20.

Most everyone thinks they know me so fucking well…